All carrot, no stick (and a whole lotta eggs)
Lucifer makes for both a cute and greedy bunny.
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel
Relationships: Angel Dust/Lucifer Morningstar
Characters: Angel Dust, Lucifer Morningstar
Rating: E
Words: 819
Type: Oneshot
Warnings: -
Tags: Eggflation, inflation, shapeshifter Lucifer, Lucifer has a vagina
Originally posted: 2026-06-26

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Notes
Sometimes you end up writing kinks you didn't even know you were into. I guess I am now. Also, written for fic_promptly.
Butterflies fluttered in Lucifer’s stomach as he felt Angel’s claws graze his skin as he ran a finger along the straps on his cheeks. His hips bucked as the eggs inside of him changed its vibrational patterns at the press of a button.
Oh, fuck.
“Told ya you’d make a cute a cute bunny,” Angel’s voice felt like a song to his ears, his hand warm as it wrapped around his chin to turn his face up to look at him. Lucifer’s tongue worked against the gag, pressing up against the length of it. He could feel it deep in his throat, the lack of air making his cunt throb.
Angel flicked the leafy greens sticking out from the end of the gag.
“Real fuckin’ cute.”
Angel’s hand moved further down, claws tickling his skin. He spread his fingers across his chest, grin widening.
“One more?”
Lucifer nodded, leaning the touch. Angel’s hand pushed him down, back against the grass. Angel’s hands spread his legs, laughing as he looked down at him. “Oh, you’re fuckin’ soaked.”
He picked up another egg, tongue running along the pastel surface of the toy as Lucifer watched, his anticipation growing.
“I’m gonna fill ya up real good, okay?”
Lucifer hummed in agreement, wiggling his hips, urging Angel to hurry up and put it in already.
Angel laughed, leaning down to press a kiss to his cheek. “Let’s see just how many we can fit, hm?”
Again, Lucifer nodded, feeling his excitement build as he could finally feel the press of the egg against his cunt. His hips twitched as Angel slowly pushed it inside, letting it join the ones already inside of him.
“How many’s that?” Angel’s fingers traced his labia, making him shiver.
More.
Angel’s grin widened as Lucifer transferred his thoughts right into his brain.
More, more, more, more.
“Don’t ya worry baby, I’ll fill ya up as much as you’d like.”
Lucifer’s eyes followed Angel’s movements, followed his hands as he picked up another couple of eggs. As the new egg inside of him was turned on, he dug his paws into the ground, head tipping backwards until his ears brushed the grass beneath him. He moaned, loud, not caring if they were heard, though the palace garden was large enough to hide them from any onlookers.
He felt another egg be pushed inside of him, Angel’s fingers hot inside his cunt as he pushed the eggs as deep as he could get them.
As it too was turned on, he bit onto the gag with a scream, the vibrations of the eggs so intense they finally made him cum, his entire body shaking, drool dripping down his chin, eyes tearing up from the pleasure. He could feel one of the eggs fall out of him as his cunt clenched tighter around them.
Put it back.
Angel laughed, toying with the egg, wet from his fluids, as he leaned down. He grabbed the gag by the carrot top, pulling him back up. Lucifer groaned as he felt the eggs shift inside of him. He felt so full, but it still wasn’t enough.
“Greedy,” Angel whispered, laughter still in his voice. “You’re not gonna share?”
No.
Angel’s tongue was hot against his face, licking at the drool at the corner of his mouth as his fingers pushed the egg back in.
“Ya look so good like this.” Angel pressed his chest against him, his grip still tight around the green leaves of the gag, keeping him from falling back into the grass. His fingers ran down his stretched stomach, full to the brim with eggs. “I should put a plug in ya, make sure they stay.”
Lucifer’s hips twitched as he felt Angel’s fingers at his cunt, pushing inside to stroke his walls. They were so warm.
“Like the sound of that, huh?”
Lucifer tried to nod, but with Angel’s grip on the gag it was difficult. Angel still understood. He finally let go of the gag, pushing him back down onto the grass. As he looked at him, the sun shone down on them, making Angel look like he was glowing brighter than Lucifer’s flushed cheeks.
Fuck, how he wanted him.
Fuck me.
As Angel’s grin was so wide the sun made his golden tooth catch in the light..
He bent down, pulling his fingers out of him as he pressed his chest to Lucifer’s. He pressed a kiss to the corner of his mouth, to the edge of the gag inside of it. Lucifer felt the hot tip of Angel’s cock against his quivering cunt, dripping wet, soaking the grass beneath him.
Had his arms not been tied behind his back, he would have wrapped them around Angel’s shoulders as he slowly pushed inside.
They might not have a plug to make sure none of the eggs fell out, but for now, Angel’s cock made a perfectly good replacement.